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ROMANCE MATHEMATICShttp://www.emocutez.com

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIChttp://www.emocutez.com

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESShttp://www.emocutez.com

To be happy with a woman, you must understand her a lot and love her a little.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a lot and not try to understand him at all.

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LONGEVITYhttp://www.emocutez.com

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGEhttp://www.emocutez.com

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEhttp://www.emocutez.com

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDhttp://www.emocutez.com

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Dan sesiapa yang berhijrah pada jalan Allah (untuk membela dan menegakkan Islam), nescaya dia akan dapati di muka bumi ini tempat berhijrah yang banyak dan rezeki yang makmur dan sesiapa yang keluar dari rumahnya dengan tujuan berhijrah kepada Allah dan RasulNya, kemudian dia mati (dalam perjalanan), maka sesungguhnya telah tetap pahala hijrahnya di sisi Allah dan (ingatlah) Allah Maha Pengampun, lagi Maha Mengasihani.
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